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I just drank a Fifth of Beethoven. DARE ME TO DRIVE?

I just drank a Fifth of Beethoven. DARE ME TO DRIVE?

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 28 Jan 2012 | 6:03 pm PST

Just crossed 3000 tweets! Couldn't have done it w/o my incessant need for approval and half-hearted efforts to ladder-climb and ass-kiss!

Just crossed 3000 tweets! Couldn't have done it w/o my incessant need for approval and half-hearted efforts to ladder-climb and ass-kiss!

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 28 Jan 2012 | 6:03 pm PST

That awkward moment when you go to zip up your pants after peeing and realize you are in the manila envelope aisle of Staples.

That awkward moment when you go to zip up your pants after peeing and realize you are in the manila envelope aisle of Staples.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 28 Jan 2012 | 6:01 pm PST

I met a handsome guy, asked for his number. He handed me his business card. He works for my bank. "I see you've been fucking me already."

I met a handsome guy, asked for his number.He handed me his business card. He works for my bank."I see you've been fucking me already."

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 28 Jan 2012 | 6:01 pm PST

I'll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where's my fucking phone?!" and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

I'll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where's my fucking phone?!" and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 28 Jan 2012 | 6:00 pm PST

Hardcore or nothing.

Hardcore or nothing.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 28 Jan 2012 | 6:00 pm PST

I may have never left the house or put pants on, but I'm drunk in the daytime and no one can ever take that away from me.

I may have never left the house or put pants on, but I'm drunk in the daytime and no one can ever take that away from me.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 28 Jan 2012 | 5:58 pm PST

Money...

Submitted by: dandan1993
Posted at: 2012-01-27 05:07:39
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2164535

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 28 Jan 2012 | 2:11 pm PST

DotCloud - Deployment made simple

Build and deploy any application to the cloud. Manage it all in one place.

Source: Delicious/pax | 28 Jan 2012 | 8:10 am PST

Urbanflow Helsinki

Building an operating system for everyday life.

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 28 Jan 2012 | 8:09 am PST

All I wish

Submitted by: mcvasile
Posted at: 2012-01-27 23:40:16
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2186697

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 28 Jan 2012 | 2:27 am PST

Ever you do that thing where you rub your genitals in a rhythmic fashion while thinking about someone you work with?

Ever you do that thing where you rub your genitals in a rhythmic fashion while thinking about someone you work with?

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 11:38 pm PST

I like the smell of my own tweets.

I like the smell of my own tweets.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 11:35 pm PST

Marymoor fog

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 11:32 pm PST

People from the south speak slowly until it's time to auction something.

People from the south speak slowly until it's time to auction something.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 8:31 pm PST

Please don't buy my kid a Rubix Cube. He has still not figured out the "fingers-into-glove-holes" puzzler.

Please don't buy my kid a Rubix Cube. He has still not figured out the "fingers-into-glove-holes" puzzler.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 8:31 pm PST

On this day in 1964, the first of many women would wish I'd just get out of her vagina.

On this day in 1964, the first of many women would wish I'd just get out of her vagina.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 4:15 pm PST

Can't we sue Twitter for making us unemployable?

Can't we sue Twitter for making us unemployable?

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 4:11 pm PST

@KaseyAnderson STOP YELLING AT ME I HAVE BOOBS

@KaseyAnderson STOP YELLING AT ME I HAVE BOOBS

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 4:08 pm PST

I'm not saying I'll rock your pussy from here to Africa & back, but I AM saying I'm super lonely. Think about it.

I'm not saying I'll rock your pussy from here to Africa & back, but I AM saying I'm super lonely. Think about it.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 4:04 pm PST

I like being a father because I can hang crude crayon drawings in my office without people realizing that they're mine.

I like being a father because I can hang crude crayon drawings in my office without people realizing that they're mine.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 4:04 pm PST

I don't admit that I'm wrong so much as I get really quiet and act like a bitch.

I don't admit that I'm wrong so much as I get really quiet and act like a bitch.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 4:03 pm PST

Need some financial advice. Should I pick up a quarter that may have rolled through dog crap?

Need some financial advice. Should I pick up a quarter that may have rolled through dog crap?

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 4:03 pm PST

True love indeed

Submitted by: mukaksi
Posted at: 2012-01-26 10:31:59
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2140570

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 27 Jan 2012 | 1:27 pm PST

Just Liam Gallagher

Submitted by: maxiskt
Posted at: 2012-01-27 06:48:09
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2165628

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 27 Jan 2012 | 9:56 am PST

Too tired...

Submitted by: markondez
Posted at: 2012-01-26 22:08:58
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2156911

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 27 Jan 2012 | 9:41 am PST

Am fost si sunt in favoarea libertatii internetului! http://t.co/ST2Wxh9q

Am fost si sunt in favoarea libertatii internetului! http://t.co/ST2Wxh9q

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 27 Jan 2012 | 7:52 am PST

Hello Titty

Submitted by: rimelahlou
Posted at: 2012-01-26 18:19:37
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2150538

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 27 Jan 2012 | 7:41 am PST

Meanwhile in Polish Parliament

Submitted by: mrbitchman
Posted at: 2012-01-26 22:57:38
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2158212

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 27 Jan 2012 | 6:41 am PST

Toll gate illusion

Submitted by: dosep
Posted at: 2012-01-26 13:30:32
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2143361

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 26 Jan 2012 | 11:27 pm PST

Maximum Trolling - Cat Facts!

Submitted by: buddz34
Posted at: 2012-01-26 20:00:32
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2153282

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 26 Jan 2012 | 8:42 pm PST

Every day

Submitted by: ace005
Posted at: 2012-01-25 06:17:24
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/2110992

Source: pax : agent procrastinateur | 26 Jan 2012 | 5:42 pm PST

OH "my favorite animal is steak"

OH "my favorite animal is steak"

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 26 Jan 2012 | 5:31 pm PST

There are mice at my work. We should probably get rid of them. My tweets do not reflect the views of my employer.

There are mice at my work. We should probably get rid of them. My tweets do not reflect the views of my employer.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 26 Jan 2012 | 5:30 pm PST

I'm glad to see these NYT stories about the human cost of Apple's products, but wish they had appeared while Steve Jobs was still alive.

I'm glad to see these NYT stories about the human cost of Apple's products, but wish they had appeared while Steve Jobs was still alive.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 26 Jan 2012 | 5:30 pm PST

If by "bipolar" you mean "a bitch," then yes, I'm bipolar.

If by "bipolar" you mean "a bitch," then yes, I'm bipolar.

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 26 Jan 2012 | 5:26 pm PST

Sometimes I think I'll be a good mom, then I remember how funny I think it would be to always refer to my first born as a "rough draft."

Sometimes I think I'll be a good mom, then I remember how funny I think it would be to always refer to my first born as a "rough draft."

Source: alex popescu's Stellar faves | 26 Jan 2012 | 5:25 pm PST

Web Design Questionnaires, Project Sheets and Work Sheets

Here, we’ve collected questionnaires and worksheets used by actual Web design companies, including some of the leaders in the industry. Both online and downloadable forms are included, as well as the pros and cons for each format.

Source: Delicious/pax | 26 Jan 2012 | 4:58 pm PST

hastebin

nicely looking minimal pastebin

Source: Delicious/pax | 24 Jan 2012 | 5:43 am PST

NSA Security Configuration Guides

NSA has developed and distributed configuration guidance for operating systems. These guides are currently being used throughout the government and by numerous entities as a security baseline for their systems.

Source: Delicious/pax | 24 Jan 2012 | 5:37 am PST

MASHA

JavaScript utility allowing you to mark interesting parts of web page content and share it.

Source: Delicious/pax | 24 Jan 2012 | 5:18 am PST

O hartă interactivă a României, cu SVG și Raphaël

Source: Delicious/pax | 22 Jan 2012 | 6:45 am PST

WordPress Theme Options Panels

link repository on how to create WP themes options (and WP theme options admin panels)

Source: Delicious/pax | 22 Jan 2012 | 6:39 am PST

Wordpress events calendar plugin with recurring events and ics feed

Source: Delicious/pax | 22 Jan 2012 | 6:34 am PST

WordPress › amr-users

Configurable user listings by meta keys and values, comment count and post count. Includes User Search, bulk actions like delete, configurable action links, display, inclusion, exclusion, sorting configuration and an option to export to CSV. Make some lists public to use in with a shortcode.

Source: Delicious/pax | 22 Jan 2012 | 6:29 am PST

How to Customize the WordPress Admin Area

Source: Delicious/pax | 22 Jan 2012 | 6:21 am PST

Lista cataloagelor online cu unități de cazare din .ro

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 16 Jan 2012 | 6:22 am PST

Vayable

Book fun things to do provided bygreat people in the community.

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 14 Jan 2012 | 6:56 am PST

Gidsy

activities organized by real people.tours, activities, workshops, local events and more exciting things to do

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 14 Jan 2012 | 6:55 am PST

MyGuidie.com

ORIGINAL EXPERIENCES PROVIDED BY LOCALS. EVERYWHERE AND FOR EVERYONE.

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 14 Jan 2012 | 6:54 am PST

SideTour - A Marketplace for Authentic Experiences

SideTours are unique and interesting. Just like the people who host them.

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 14 Jan 2012 | 6:48 am PST

Songkick

Concerts, tour dates, and festivals for your favorite artiststrack future concert

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 12 Jan 2012 | 7:02 am PST

Fotopedia Magazine

big size photos slideshow - a la Boston.com's 'The Big Picture'

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 18 Dec 2011 | 1:55 pm PST

Karpov not Kasparov - The Problem With Time

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 29 Nov 2011 | 4:35 pm PST

(OFFICIAL VID) Riskay Feat. Aviance and Real - Smell Yo Dick

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 25 Nov 2011 | 5:47 pm PST

太空簑衣(機車雨衣)

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 23 Nov 2011 | 4:07 am PST

Pregatirea de hibernare

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 20 Nov 2011 | 1:55 pm PST

Constanta History Race

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 20 Nov 2011 | 12:25 pm PST

Stephen Hawking: Colonize space, or else

The astrophysicist says we're in an increasingly dangerous part of our history and have to gain control of what's out there. Read this blog post by Chris Matyszczyk on Technically Incorrect.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 19 Nov 2011 | 6:43 pm PST

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side.

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 18 Nov 2011 | 6:18 am PST

Star Trek Crew watches Star Wars IV

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 17 Nov 2011 | 6:47 am PST

Velolet™ Bike Rentals (US-only)

P2P bike-sharing. Da-ti bicicleta la inchiriar - inchiriaza biciclete de la particulari. US only

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 15 Nov 2011 | 4:13 am PST

Spinlister | Find a bike to ride

P2P bike-sharing. Da-ti bicicleta la inchiriar - inchiriaza biciclete de la particulari.

Source: Delicious/dordeduca | 15 Nov 2011 | 3:55 am PST

Adorable Dog (Frenchie!) Plays with NYPD Police Horse on Wall Street

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 14 Nov 2011 | 3:52 pm PST

OPEL ASTRA 2,0 TURBO VS YAMAHA R6107-267km

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 13 Nov 2011 | 5:28 am PST

Aleister Crowley May Have Been Behind The ‘Curse of Tutankhamun’

In post-WWI London, the public’s attention was gripped by a string of mysterious deaths of people linked in one way or another to the unsealing of Tutankhamun’s tomb. Was the “pharaoh’s curse” in fact carried out by Aleister Crowley? Via the Telegraph:

Six mysterious London deaths famously attributed to the ‘Curse of Tutankhamun’ were actually murders by notorious Satanist Aleister Crowley, a historian claims in a new book. Incredible parallels between Crowley and Jack the Ripper have also been discovered during research by historian

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 11 Nov 2011 | 10:08 am PST

Douchebag Bison

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 11 Nov 2011 | 9:12 am PST

My Dog on Drugs

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 10 Nov 2011 | 3:23 pm PST

Elderly Woman Drives Car Into Pool

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 10 Nov 2011 | 1:02 am PST

Every McDonalds in the US mapped…honestly I thought there...

Every McDonalds in the US mapped…honestly I thought there would be way more than this. (Link)

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 9 Nov 2011 | 10:02 am PST

Un pilot rus a fumat canabis inainte de a se urca la mansa avionului cu 192 de pasageri la bord

Faptele s-au produs la 21 octombrie, înainte ca avionul să decoleze spre Moscova a anunţat ieri Aleksandr Bugakov, directorul Departamentului Nord-Est al Agenţiei federale pentru transporturi aeriene (Rosaviatsia).

“Pulsul accelerat şi o tensiune sanguină ridicată prezentate de către comandant, pilotul secund şi o însoţitoare de bord au suscitat suspiciunile medicilor”, care au solicitat înlocuirea echipei, a precizat acest oficial.

Rezultatele testelor au relevat urme de canabis în sângele comandantului avionului şi însoţitoarei de bord. Sângele copilotului nu prezenta asemenea urme, potrivit acestei surse. Contactată de AFP, Rosaviatsia a confirmat că medicii nu

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 8 Nov 2011 | 7:27 pm PST

Cele mai ciudate si neobisnuite accidente aviatice # 3. A deturnat avionul in care se afla propria sa mama, pentru a incasa banii de asigurare

Ora 6.52 seara, prima zi a lui Noiembrie 1955. O aeronava DC – 6B operata de United AirLines, sau mai detaliat spus zborul 629, a decolat din Stapleton, aeroportul din Denver, Colorado, catre Seattle.

Unsprezece minute mai tarziu, aparatul de zbor incarcat cu 44 de persoane avea sa prabuseasca in mod straniu, pe un camp.

Dupa cateva zile de investigatii s-a aflat si cauza accidentului: Jack Gilbert Graham a ascuns o bomba in bagajul mamei sale, pentru a ii incasa polita de asigurare de

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 8 Nov 2011 | 12:10 am PST

Face to Panty Ratio (Richard Kern)

Faces and Underwear.

Images by R. Kern

Music by T. Moore song: “Blue Eye Shadow”

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 7 Nov 2011 | 1:45 pm PST

diferente dintre americani si restul lumii

topic fascinant, dac-ati avut ocazia sa ajungeti prin State. Cateva mai interesante:

- paying for gas before you fill up. How are you supposed to know how much you need in advance if paying cash?
- Tipping as an obligation. It's de facto required in US. Even if the service was crap.
- When Americans kid one another, they will wait a few seconds and then let the kidee know that they were just kidding. Every time.
- Elaborate and structured dating rules.
- Very little awareness of the larger world beyond

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 7 Nov 2011 | 1:04 pm PST

Bill Gates Changes The World Again

Bill Gates is only 56 years old, but he stepped down as the CEO of Microsoft a decade ago. He’d still be the richest man in America if he and his wife Melinda hadn’t been so busy giving money away. And instead of just donating, they did the research to determine how they would get the most bang for the buck. As it turns out, those bucks get a lot of bang when you use them to buy simple vaccines. The Bill and Melinda

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 7 Nov 2011 | 7:47 am PST

Arestare inedita. S-au izbit cu masina de avion inainte ca acesta sa decoleze pentru a opri suspectii | VIDEO

Scene demne de un film de actiune au fost filmate de politia braziliana ieri, cand un echipaj s-a izbit cu masina intr-un avion ce incerca sa decoleze de pe un aerodrom din N-E Sao Paolo.

Dupa ce masina a lovit aripa stanga a aparatului de zbor, unul dintre politisti a strigat: ” nu mai trage, am lovit aripa, am lovit aripa!”, incercand sa il opreasca pe colegul sau sa traga si sa  provoace un incendiu.

Reprezentantii politiei locale au declarat mai tarziu pentru presa braziliana ca aeronava era folosita pentru contrabanda de

Source: pax's shared items in Google Reader | 2 Nov 2011 | 6:26 pm PDT

The World's Top 9 Countries With The Fastest Internet Speeds

Akamai, a company that collects data about Internet use, says it gets over 1 trillion requests per day to its global server network. It has organized this data into its quarterly "State Of The Internet" report, which examines, among other things, the world's fastest and slowest Internet connections by country.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 28 Oct 2011 | 12:13 pm PDT

17 Beautiful Photos Of Women And Their Guns

A Southern women dressed casually in jeans totes her child in one arm and a rifle in the other, exuding an air of protectiveness. A female cop surveys a field near a highway, her firearm in tow.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 22 Oct 2011 | 7:25 am PDT

Teacher Had Sex, Massive Text Exchanges with 14-Year-Old Female Student

For eight months beginning last fall, Rebecca Rose Delagarza, 26, Pasadena middle-school coach, had numerous sexual encounters in her office or a locker-room storage room with a 14-year-old female student, court documents allege.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 15 Oct 2011 | 12:15 am PDT

Where child sacrifice is a business

Locals complain of police inaction over gruesome child sacrifices in Uganda, finds the BBC's Chris Rogers.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 12 Oct 2011 | 4:06 am PDT

Larry Ellison's Sail Boat Is Literally Faster than the Wind

Oracle founder Larry Ellison takes his boat racing very seriously. His team's entry in last year's America's Cup, the USA-17, is actually capable of sailing faster than the prevailing wind.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 10 Oct 2011 | 10:52 am PDT

Guantanamora [PIDJIN.NET]

Guantanamora [new comic]

Source: All activity by U8IK | 10 Oct 2011 | 8:05 am PDT

7 Animals That Are One Flaw Away From Taking Over the World

The fascinating thing about evolution is how it finds infinite ways for creatures to be badass. But equally amazing is how creatures find a way to survive and thrive even with laughable and obvious design defects....

Source: All activity by U8IK | 10 Oct 2011 | 5:00 am PDT

Current content Distributed on Google+ (pic)

Source: All activity by U8IK | 21 Jul 2011 | 10:08 am PDT

Louisiana decriminalizes oral and anal sex — RT

Oral sex enthusiasts and anal sex lovers rejoice! The lovely state of Louisiana has booted their rule against “solicitation of crimes against nature” out the back door.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 8 Jul 2011 | 7:11 am PDT

Sculpture embodies lossy copying using much-copied house-key

Artist Daniel Bejar had a key copied and then a new key copied from it, and so on, until the information embodied in the original key had been lost.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 13 Jun 2011 | 5:02 am PDT

5 Reasons Internet Access in America Is a Disaster

There are big chunks of the USA where, if you moved there right now, you can't get broadband internet access at all, no matter who you offered to blow for it. So for all of you out there who are having to pause periodically so more words will load, let's run down all of the ways that internet access in the USA is shit.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 9 Jun 2011 | 6:06 am PDT

Pole Dancing Colombian Women Take To The Streets (PHOTOS)

Now that pole dancing has moved out of strip clubs and into gyms, it seems only natural that it would end up in the streets.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 3 Jun 2011 | 11:44 am PDT

The 11 Best/Worst Vagina Tattoos Of All Time [Do Not Click]

The 11 Best/Worst Vagina Tattoos Of All Time [Do Not Click]: Let's talk about vagina tattoos. Don't you think? I think. (Do not click.)..

Source: All activity by U8IK | 19 Jan 2011 | 11:19 am PST

5 Species That Seem to be Trying to Take over the Earth

Everyone knows nature is a symposium of terrifying freaks. Now, it seems, that freakshow is turning into an army that could destroy humanity.

Source: All activity by U8IK | 20 Aug 2009 | 5:01 am PDT